Deucenberg
Deucenberg
Deucenberg

When I was in Afghanistan, I was stuck on an Afghan army base for almost a year and a half. Fortunately I had myself a global Ranger with a diesel and a stick shift. They got tired of people driving too fast, so they MacGyvered some speed bumps by taking 12" steel pipe, cutting it in half, and bolt it to the street.

"Hack"?

God, zero tolerance policies are the absolute dumbest trend in schools ever, just barely beating common core math.

So based on that judgment, if instead of borrowing his room mate's car, the robber went to Avis and rented a Dodge Avenger, would the Avis Rep be doing a life sentence...?

That Mallett looks really Hammered... sorry, had to.

Honestly, I'd leave those last really destroyed cars destroyed. They've not become almost priceless. Historic even. Just give the owners a new Z06 or something as repayment. Or a new Corvette every year for life maybe?

I did not expect that.

well you see, it doesn't matter if you've never heard the term, how obscure it is, or that it probly wasn't even meant as an insult. WE TELL YOU what's offensive to you, and you should be really ticked right now.

BMW guy probably didn't use his turn signal. Typical.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Politics didn't change when DeBlasio took office, just the source of the money.

If the city government plans on paying for this, I highly doubt the only motivation is morality and animal rights. Someone is getting paid and someone is getting kickbacks. It's okay, though, those asshole IB guys can cover it with an extra couple % points.

The body colored rear "diffuser" is incredibly tacky

No days off. KINJA MUST EAT...

If only they didn't own Jalopnik...

I vote make the rest of the car match!

I'm not convinced it isn't...

now you go home, your still drunk from last night

I think its a swell excuse to take a trip to Germany and visit the patent office!

Here you go, Torch. This is perfect for you.