Forza. Still 2nd best.

Raise your hand if you feel the real story here is that you can buy a Kia with a manual transmission.

"Hey, guys, does anyone have some Fred Durst handy? Without it, this video might break YouTube with its awesomeness. I need to take it from an 11 to about a 6."

Honestly, it sounds like some sour grapes between the FORMER Ubisoft employee and his former employer, from the snarkiness of his tweets.

This made some insurance appraisers day!

Ran when parked?

6'2, 250 lbs, also named Brian...

Yeah well I weigh between 200 and 300 pounds AND my name is Brian...

Then I shall call you Brian henceforth.

Being 6'1. 210 pounds and named Brian I take offense to those comments.

Paint? I was going to suggest Glue. Imagine the mighty plumage soaring in the air - brushing lightly against overpasses during highway mating-displays.

Didn't even think about that until you mentioned it, but YES.

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I get it, I've had a vehicle or two that would have had to be put on scales in buckets. I guess I'm just used to people taking any car and junking it, when they could donate it for a tax ride off. I've tried a few times to get a program off the ground where instead of junking, people sell their terrible cars to me for…

My first car was an 87 subaru station wagon. Unfortunately not as cool as RHD. We got it from friends of our family for 100 bucks and that was the perfect car for a teenage guy (from my parents point of view). That thing was unkillable. when I got it in early 2000 it was already at 200k miles. my friends want to rally…

Westley is resting in peace in the big stage rally in the sky.

They may not be killing it, but making the same car for 8 years certainly isn't saving it.

Couldn't resist

I bought a 1965 El Camino with a 327 and 12 bolt rear for $100 off a hippie. I towed it home, pulled the motor, dropped in a new cam and carb, threw it in my 1965 Chevelle that had a blown 283. Ran that motor for 2 years. Stripped the El Camino and got drunk (many times) with friends and pounded the shit out of it…