The Answer to Everything?

The 2016 Mazda MX42.

I can do this just fine in a kart. Instinctively, even. But as soon as I get into a full-sized car, my Liability Sense makes my butt pucker and I never can fully commit.

Seriously: So what?

It's GTA. This is par for the course. Immorality and the ability to do horrible, awful things with no real-world consequences is pretty much the raison d'etre for the entire GTA series. People play it so that they can have a way of being horrible people without actually being horrible people. Saying…

You might be surprised how many LBGT and LBGT-accepting long-term members of the Jalopnik community there are. Don't let the Burners give you the wrong impression. ^_^

It's a beautiful piece, but I don't understand why the gender is so significant. I've never owned a car that I didn't personify as male and name accordingly. My current car is "Herr Wilhelm Elric Quattro III". Before that, there was "Westley", "Newman", and "Steve".

I'm also Bi. I've also never owned a car that felt…

My own horror story:

Beige late model Toyota Camry with the 3.0L V6.

God DAMN, that might just be Comment of the Year.

The chase scene from Jackie Chan's "Who Am I", featuring a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. Also features an incredibly attractive lady putting said Lancer through its paces and then some.

Expensive shit, man.

Out of this list, my car only has #1.

Because that's all you really need.

Bluetooth/Aux integration, because not everyone is a member of the Cult of Apple*

:-P

Porsche Code for my Cayman GTS, because I'd like a car where the engine isn't hanging out past the rear axle like Snookie's ass cheeks hanging out of a thong: http://www.porsche-code.com/PF9AFE27

I know right? Those human shields are freakin' effective!

Desu: It looks like a website for tools who want to be hipsters but can't degrade themselves enough to actually step inside a thrift store.

More headroom, you say?

I think a major contributor to the belief of young people not caring about cars comes from the geographic proximity of people making this comment. They're nearly always from some media outlet located in NYC, L.A., S.F., or some other massive metropolis where distances are measured in 'blocks' and public transport is…

Ahem.

As the slowmo shows, the local Wookie population approves.

I still got my fingers crossed for a 1991 Audi 80 or 90 quattro. At least ONCE I'd like a car that's a close parallel to my daily driver.