Yes. It's the most obvious #1 in the world and I was going to post it if you hadn't beat me to it. :-)

PHYSICS! FUCK YEAH!

The air vent sounds beefier than the car's actual exhaust note.

"And we're excited about this bridge being destroyed!"

Her: "Love, why are we leaving the Range Rover behind again? It's almost a 6-block walk to the helipad."

Him: "Because, my dear, I just found out that the valet who parked it earlier today was a half-negro chap."

I don't like IPA's- can I have an amber ale instead?

Because test-drive/rental, judging by the license plate... -.-"

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

When I saw the page title, this was the very first thing that popped into my head.

This is exactly my logic as well. My car is 21 years old, kinda dirty, a stick shift, with nothing of value in it save for a $60 stereo, a $12 phone mount, a couple car chargers, and maybe a soda. Even though my state has free no-deductible glass coverage, I still don't want to do with the hassle of going a week…

Red, white, teal and black.

The Lincoln MKZ: The only car so ugly it makes the new Lexus grill look sexy and attractive by comparison.

Also, I fence and like to play tennis, but I'm broke as a joke. Does that make me an impossibility, mommy?

Patrick, I have probably used the Saab 9-2x Aero over a dozen times in the past year in comments as an example of the best badge-engineered car ever made.

As far as I'm concerned, you just badge-engineered all of my comments praising the Saab 9-2x's badge engineering.

:-P

I am wayyyyyyyy too familiar with that "what's happening?" feeling...

Aerodynamics don't really come into effect with 0-60 times, so you can still use stop-light showdowns to brag about your 'supposed' penis size. After all, that's why you got a convertible GT-R in the first place.

The traffic lights are just showing their respects in the presence of a WRX.

#corrections

You look a bit like Martin Freeman as Bilbo when you scream and yell.

Good for you, Travis! You may no have much longer to live after Jeff and Pepsi see this, but at lease you'll have your journalistic integrity. Go you! *fist bump*

I wish I could hug you right now. WHY MUST THE DIGITAL DIVIDE KEEP US APART!?!