Derrock320
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Derrock320

Dear lord. It's back...

What games do you like? I'm sitting here reading through your previous posts and the only series I think you might like are Fallout and GTA. For everyone else's enjoyment, a sample of his thoughts on various games, movies, and companies:

Shadow Realms: "i want scifi im sick of this fantasy supernatural shit shit"
Q*bert

The Rockstar produced game was far superior to the original one.

Kano was in the first Mortal Kombat, released in 1992. Bane's debut was in 1993. Kano is older than any variation of Bane.

I was wishing for a porno with that old dude..and I was just 13!

You're not the demographic that this game is shooting for.

In what world does QA* make $54,833 a year? I've never seen someone make more than $15/hr at QA unless they were a lead and even then, the pay isn't great and there's no standard for overtime.

EDIT: * In video games. QA in enterprise software can make a hell of a lot more.

Ahem.

Darksiders 3 confirmed.

Here's an idea: Parents, monitor your kids. If you think that they're mature enough for Calla Dooty at 14, hell, go right on ahead. But you better watch their ass for signs of extreme immaturity that can lead to shit like this.

To be honest, I'm not even sure I finished Crysis 2 or not. That's definitely the mark of a great game. Is it not?

What do two overlapping squares and three parallel lines mean to you? They're the labels on a pair of buttons on the Xbox One controller, but eight months since that console's launch, you'd be forgiven if you had no idea what pressing them might do.

Too bad it's the shitty Bioshock.

Can I get a definition of what "tearing" is?

I agree with you, which is why I made sure to say some games will be noticeably different. Don't worry your response wasn't that of someone who suffers from the affliction of fanboyitis, it's just the direction these thing tend to go after a few hours.

I'm about halfway through level 5 (of 8), and there has been no "wave of bad guys rushing you". Every single situation you are able to stealth about. Not everyone can be knifed, sometimes they are physically unreachable, but you can soundmask snipe them.

Yeah, I'm Soul Level 78, and I just learned how to ascend weapons. The game does a craptacular job at teaching you how to play the game. I don't want it to hold my hand, but for godsake at least tell me the basics.

Because Houston is an absolute shit hole? Austin, San Marcos, and San Antonio are the best choices as far as Texas goes.