Battlefront? Is that you?

Yes! We’re all organisming right now! You, me, everyone in the world is organisming! Our cells are organisms that make up structures like our hearts, lungs, our bones, and our skin! Every moment of our precious lives were organisming until we can organism no more!

My kids are really into watching me play sports games right now. Madden 16, NHL 16 and now NBA 2K16. Mario should be able to ease them into playing them. :)

Or maybe it’s just a joke.

Thank you for accurately depicting the reaction crazy people will have to the remake no matter how good it may or may not be.

That trailer

I’m running a GTX 970 on max settings, and I’ve never seen a game so well optimized. The only time I get any lag is in the Emblem Creation, but aside from that, buttery smooth and it’s a beautiful game.

I tranq’d a bear and put it in a room in the base I was supposed to be infiltrating. Most hilarious thing I have ever done. Then, during the chaos I set C4 on all the comms equipment I was supposed to be blowing up, fultoned a cargo container, hopped on the container and blew the C4 as I rode off into the sunset. I…

Of all the bad press they have been receiving, THIS is what they decided crossed the line.

Not enough. I think, in general, that she deserves a raise, because she has reported and written some of the most interesting articles about video games over the past year or two.

If you call bowling, Nascar, Shooting , Curling or golf a sport then this is.

Space lesbians, excuse you.

I’m guessing the former. only IN SPACE.

Yeah, as someone with a degree in art it’s a bit alarming how many games seem to lack basic art direction to tie it all together, but then again... when I try to code games it’s like a hodge podge of duct tape and straws to get it all to work.

Are you telling me they went for 40 player matches, so that they could fill up the other 24 players with bots?!

I gotta give it to the man for not performing while his audience yells ‘Dance, Monkey. Dance.’

This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…