The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

The Aristocrats!

He was ‘chomping’ at the bit for that goal.

Don’t you just hate it when Toffees get stuck in your teeth?

WHERE ARE THE BEAGLES

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

You’ll probably balk at this, but fuck it. If you can include NOFX, I can suggest this which is a combination of my brief residence in Colorado, my love of hops and my wild youth (and also select present days). If you see a six pack in the store you should... pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

I’m drunk, someone else answer this.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

I’ll bet they’re now regretting booking Great White as the half time performers.

Suggs reportedly said he was just paying homage to Bradford’s Native American heritage by bringing attention to Wounded Knee.

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

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