I do hope the scales of justice fall in the iguanas favor. Nobody deserves to be swung by the head.

That’s the problem with this Fantasy Football style of team building. A superior talent like Coutinho can thrive in a particular system and spend a season struggling in another. Just because you can collect the best individual players doesn’t mean you should if there are players that are more effective by being…

LOLMATZ

Freak shows still exists. They perform at every WalMart after 8PM

German Knicks fans must REALLY like suffering as entertainment.

Pitting Steele Fortress and Shaky Sherpa against each other in the first round is unfair. Both of those are easy Sweet Sixteen contenders.

Submarines vs Planes: It’s planes.

If Pope Thrower and Deicide Huxtable move on, their eventual matchup could be cataclysmic. 100% into it.

Maybe rich idiots need to get a better hobby. One with less horse murder, perhaps.

Leaves team without notice to stowaway on Red Sox White House visit and gets left behind while “dropping truths” in Lincoln Bedroom toilet.

“Hey Eli, I gave your mom chlamydia!”

Oh, snap!

People have been saying for years that ESPN is dead, but they were mostly speaking in metaphor.

Fuck Manchester United MacGuyver. 

We are living in the darkest timeline, therefore the Liberty Flames are going to the fucking Final Four.

Saquon Barkley is going to need one of those “Third Legs” Nick Foles keeps talking about.

There is no way she eats rye bread. Flavor? Color? Tiny seeds? 

Trump: DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND KIM?

How did he artificially increase his height? Kyler Murray is Inspector Gadget.

“Should’ve gotten take out.”