But man, once that PC Version hits tho...

Throw some stars at that shit. Bitches love stars.

It just keeps going!

Yeah right. Try running this at 60 FPS. Your computer will weep.

Sadly both Trine and Trine 2 are on my list of shame for unfinished games. I played them to a point and then get stuck, get frustrated and never bother to keep going.

No. The company's financial strategists will have headhunted one or more specialist consultants in the microtransactions field. A strategy and targets will have been drawn up, and then the work began on meshing that strategy with the game. The developers did not decide to do the things you're talking about; they had…

That coupon's graphic definitely needs to be updated. Everyone knows the internet really looks like this.

Because repeatedly beating someone with a club inspires less fear?

A kid seeing a gun in the app store is going to do...what, exactly? Turn them rabid? If it's free and they can download it whenever they want, is it a problem then? That seems like a bigger issue than just seeing it in the store, since they might not think it has guns but it actually does. This actually gives less…

Not going to lie, they both look bad. Wii does look better, but still bad.

Dude seriously who fucking plays these games.

Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.

They really should have spent the $40 million dollars on actually making a game, and not advertising a money sink.

Christ...

I don't want to be that guy but my Vita gives me easy access to everything... ;)

Why would you get a new pc and not have 64 bit....

are you sure you bought a pc? Maybe you bought a Sega genesis

Only problem in the western market is that Vita games are commercial failures, but sony blames the system and "today's different audience," instead of their abysmal (almost non existent) marketing.