Samuel L Jackson as Officer Tenpenny

No Atari ET cart jokes? Really?

These damned Brodozers need to be banned.  Look at that cop.  If he was crossing the street in front of this concave-dicked moron, he'd get run right the fuck over because there's no way in hell he could see him.  No hood should ever rise more than 4ft high.  Ever.    And when your wheels are completely outside your…

It's not a coming of age anything. It's just an item displayed as part as a celebration of their children. It's just a traditional observance. They also fly windsocks shaped like carp this time of year.

All I can hear in my head watching this is "Weapon of Choice"

Won't play old games, won't play my PSN purchases, forced social integration... No, fuck that. Unless Microsft really REALLY drops the ball, I'm going to go back to Microsoft.

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And enjoy buying a second 3DS

*cough* You guys DO know they did the exact same thing back when they were announcing Killzone 2, right?

Except that's 6GB of DEDICATED VIDEO MEMORY.

Better known as "We don't want to reveal how weak our hand really is to allow Microsoft to exploit it"

Wish Nintendo would make F-Zero 3D for the 3DS already. I want my concentrated Epilepsy already!

Pedantic much?

How is describing someone as "So angry they were jumping up and down with frustration" an insult?

Simple, observe that the game on the right runs at 5/6ths the speed of the game on the left. A common issue back in the time of CRTs due to PAL refresh rates being equally slower and their screen's aspect ratio narrower than their NTSC counterparts. Shame really that the UK just -had- to be different from everyone…

Not sure why an iPad plug was needed, but okay.

PCs have always had better specs than consoles. The thing is, PCs don't have uniform hardware. The difference being that every single console will have the exact same CPU and GPU and Audio hardware and RAM and L2 Cache, etc. etc.; The developers know exactly what's in it and can tailor the programming around that…

I think a better, and more practical solution would simply be a keyboard with analog buttons on WASD and Space.

Mind telling me where the second analog stick required for Dual Analog play is located?

.... Goldeneye. Perfect Dark. Better than Halo. Not Halo 2, 3 or 4. Halo.