That was my thought as well. Having to grow up having every one around you know that your mother abandoned you can’t be a good thing.

My husband worked one on one with a girl in Denver. One day, he looked away from her for thirty seconds and heard her say ‘glug glug.’ He turned and saw her pouring her water bottle all over her desk. When he asked her why she did it, she shrugged and said she didn’t know.

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of a kid with sharpie eyebrows.

They don’t tell you the weird and stupid things you’re going to encounter as a teacher. I had to explain to a boy why he shouldn’t use sharpie to color his eyebrows in after he shaved them off. The tip was too wide most of his forehead was now eyebrow. I had to show him what he should have used instead and suggest I…

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

Likewise amazing that anyone continues to have kids

The intestines get shifted, so literally shit moves around.

I mean... during the end stages of my pregnancy, my uterus was pushing things up so far that I had constant, non-stop heartburn.

Just read the full article. GUHHHHHHHROSSSSSSS.

One of the things I noticed when I started using binders (FTM gear) was that my binder was made with antibacterial fabric of some sort. I don’t understand why this isn’t done with bras. Last time I went to Atlanta, GA it was crazy hot, and I was soaking in my own sweat. Yet, my binder was find after a quick rinse. The…

Early Slade was a salesman of some kind. I just remember he was very pleased with his black AMEX card and hummer. I could be making this up but I believe he was hit really hard by the recession.

I was trying to remember Slade’s job: He was selling something to do with mortgages, like “settlement services” or something? They showed him on a sales call, and the potential client treated him like a joke.

YES! Me too. It will take me out of the moment. I would chalk this up to: all guys who’ve gone down were bad (and to be fair it was college) but my husband has tried. Like he has made it his mission to get good at it, he has asked for directions, he has tried different techniques and pressure and it is just not my…

Oral sex is pretty much the only way I don’t orgasm. Maybe I’ve only had dudes go down on me who are bad at it, but it’s always long and tedious for me. I’m OK with never receiving oral sex again.

that’s how kids are treated. They have to perform physical labor and do a lot of the same tasks as adults.

And here is the quote:

In fairness, you could walk in any number of random conversations between me and our children, and they would seem insane/bad/horrible out of context.

I thought the dude in the back was an angry Ben Affleck for a sec.

Jennifer’s parents are scientologists, but she has managed to walk the line between not being one herself and still getting invited to all of the parties. She must have some next level self-control.

If I’m remembering correctly, Scientologists just believe that children are mini adults, and should be treated as such?