Is that seriously the way her book was written? Because just reading that little bit gave me a headache.

Amy Poehler can do way better than Jon Hamm. Thet guy can’t even afford underpants. Also, I firmly believe that we all think he’s got a huuuge dick because he doesn’t wear underpants.

That's the only pairing I will accept (unless Adam Scott becomes available.)

Ew... Why would you want anyone you like to be with Louis C.K.?

An alcoholic that once abused a pledge brother’s genitals with a hammer, no less. That put me off him when that story came out.

She did a good job though, in that the stuff she said can stand the test of time. No declarations of eternal love, just like, “I like my new boyfriend, he’s nice to me when I can’t sleep”. That seems legit.

I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.

As much as I like Jon Hamm, I’m wondering why you hate Amy Pohler.

I am not sad about Amy and Nick because.. Amy is too good for every man on earth. I just want her to be happy. So if it wasn’t working, no sense in her wallowing in it. Accept the reality and move forward.

I don’t know who at least two of these younguns in this Dirtbag are. Gigi Hadid? I fear this means I am officially an Old.

dandilyn likes to say “Starbucks” instead of online. I keep telling him that while technically true, it’s more embarrassing.

Only response this needed.

Wrong India, Columbus.

This is so incredibly sad. Carey is an incredible person and really was a picture of the “American Dream”—-grew up in a housing project in the Bronx and went on to undergrad and law school at Harvard. Devoted to public service and giving back to his community.

Seattle is in full fall storm mode right now, so I am in pjs, in bed, deciding which is more important: to figure out which movie to first watch (I’m stuck between Babadook and the Roger Ebert movie from another commenter’s suggestion) OR to go to the store and get some wine and potato chips (this is how I “make”…

But sheep-grease is what makes sheep’s wool so amazing!! It makes it water-resistent, it helps keep the wool warm even if it’s wet! That’s why fishermen used to wear sweaters made from wool with all or most of the lanolin still on it. Plus it’s actually really great for dry/cracked skin (like fishermen had!).

I’m a…

The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

I’m just going to tell myself that they were screaming for the spa robes.