Sorry for her loss, but can we talk about how she’s dating the ghost of George Carlin, who is now asking to be referred to as “Brooks”?

My family went to Disneyland right before their divorce. Talk about Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.

Sunglasses, a cabinet door half open, cute pjs. I have never liked Kate Hudson more than at this moment.

Maybe I should reconsider going here on my next date?

Thank you! Looks like weather gods are in DCM’s favor this weekend because the forecast is rainy and mild, so of course this is the one year I won’t be DCMing. I am fated to DCM only when I can break out in heat rash and develop a really ripe, hideous b.o. and then run into an ex right when I’ve reached peak sweat.…

Kate McKinnon weighs in.

Bracing myself for a 21% rise in the crime rate in 15 years...

Gorgeous. I love the color and the skirt is very cool.

I own so many Jackies that I deserve to have my husband shot while sitting next to me in the back of a convertible.

He comes from an upper middle class family. And then he threw it all away by appearing on television instead of movies. What a piece of trash!

Thank you. I am a New Yorker but my Grandma hails from Maysville. It’s a beautiful Midwestern farm region, full of rolling green hills. My Grandma and her sister both went to college, and never used the word ain’t. I absolutely hate New Yorkers who assume anyone from the South or Midwest is a fool. They’re not. The…

That’s the most impressive part of the picture, in my opinion.

Real actual picture from Candy’s wedding. You’re welcome.

Her marriage didn’t last? I saw it coming. This is what happens when your bridesmaid wears a dress decorated with a feather, a celtic cross, and nunchucks.

Maron hits on EVERYBODY. It is known. But I’ve never heard of him non-consensually masturbating in front of anyone, so Maron wins this round.

Thank you. I didn’t even know how to respond to those comments. Like, if it wouldn’t bother you to have that happen to you, then more power to you. It upset me, and clearly would upset a lot of other people. I didn’t pitch a fit or complain when they told me, just wished them well and silently brooded over it for…

Ouch. That would burn. I’m sorry.

Yes. Mine didn’t. Oh well.

Well, all the women in my family LOVE making fun of Lillith behind her back, so sometimes having a clueless narcissist in your midst can create bonding and laughter among everyone else. #BrightSide

My dad has been throwing me under the bus for his women since I was 8 years old. He is terrible. Agreed!