Another vote for Weight Watchers. I like it because it doesn't demonize fruit. Now when I get hungry I snack on a banana, whereas a lot of diet plans try to limit the amount of fruit you eat. I freaking love fruit, so it's been easier to stick to Weight Watchers than other plans. Plus, there's a video game aspect to…

Imagine being new on a job and having a newspaper article written about how shitty you are at your job. This article disgusts me, and is full of propaganda from a clique of Firefighters who never want to open up the department to diversity. When you compare FDNY's diversity numbers to those in other cities, they are…

Eh, it was there merely as a prop, and a hamfisted prop at that. That's why no one understands it. #badsketch

Chives are good in Stroganoff.

Can you please give more information about how to get into Dinner en Blanc?

It looks like you'd spend as much time cleaning up apple bits from all around your kitchen as you would have spent manually pealing the apple, though. I have to make a bunch of pies next week, and I'm dreading how sore my hands get from it. I might break down and buy a unitasker. But this was a fun video!

What was the intervention you speak of? Did an exorcist come?

I wish I hadn't read this alone in my big 100 year old apartment at night. EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

When Splash came out my best friend at the time, age 10, would always name her pretend children "Madison" when we'd play house. I don't know what she named her daughter, but yeah, I've always thought this was the origin.

You mean skid marks? From poop? You could soak it in oxy and scrub real good. O carry baby wipes. But honestly, I've never had any more or less of a problem with marks on thongs than I did on other panties.

Me too. I spend $30 on Hanky Panky thongs, maybe that's why. They are also way softer than cheaper thongs, which makes it more comfy.

You know what? Keep your legs together when you sit down and you can keep on wearing a thong with your teensy tiny skirt. Your crotch region is too dark to see anything anyway. (I mean I guess it is, I've never tried looking at your crotch).

This. Though I have found a few styles of brief that work for me. I love boy shorts, but only if they don't have a seem right down the middle of the crotch (so itchy!), but even then, the kind of plow upwards on my leg and end up bunched up after an hour or two.

Did you know that you don't need panties if you're wearing pants/shorts with a gusset? It makes sports activities sooooooo much more comfy when you give up panties of any kind.

Natasha Rothwell you guys! Julia Morales! Abbi Crutchfield!

SNL doesn't cast sketch comedians exclusively. They tend to throw in a stand-up or two in every cast.

Here's an idea that hasn't been mentioned yet - take an improv class. It doesn't matter if you're not a performer and don't want to be on Saturday Night Live. Lower level classes are usually about getting you comfortable with being spontaneous in front of people and affirming other people's suggestions - two awesomely…

Their names are Laura and Kassidee. They are twins from Nevada. This is their home improvement show on H&GTV.

Al Anon is better than AA for meeting guys because CO-DEPENDENCY.

Probably my most shameful secret is that I once tried to get turned on by ASMR videos. I definitely have that tingle gene, so I figured, why not try to see if this could be a sexual thing. Yeah, not so much. That's 15 minutes of my life I want back.