Haha I like it. Good protip. So what would that make this car? A Fierhuaaararrrryaargh?

If Clarkson's review is to be believed, the Ferrari 275GTS

Battleship Cove in Fall River, MA. I used to LOVE running 'round these things.

Alfaab

This is a great opportunity to ask a question that has been stuck in my brain for as long as I can remember. Why don't people put gearboxes in boats?

928

Remember these?

Well, according to the BBC:

Have you bought the Jaguar episode of Victory by Design yet? This gets taken for a very civilized hoon, and I bought it just for that. That and the Le Mans winning D-Type.

250 GTO

Genius choice. I'm sure you know about this one: chassis #1010, believed to have been raced at Bonnevile (hitting 134 mph) then shut up in a barn 50 years ago with 10k on the clock. Just sold by Gooding.

DB5, sold at auction for 125,000 euros.

There are certain shapes that are just...perfect. Especially in cars, and especially in the case of some pre-war Bugatti grilles.

Who is this upstart?

You grump. Who gives a pigs arse what it would really take to fix these up - they look pretty good and they're hidden treasure! Barn finds are awesome.

I think if this rendering took into account what the actual foot traffic and gawking tourist level will be like we would collectively feel the bile rise. I hate it already when I have to wait for a stool in the Oyster Bar - I want to wolf down a dozen oysters and a brace of whiskey sours before my train and some…

Move over, poor person.