On the one hand, it’s kind of baked in, so there’s no need to vote for it. But also, it’s not like cocktails on the beach time off. It’s not having a job that pays you, and having to scramble daily to stay alive. So there’s no way I’m voting for it.

 I think free bleeding goes against the current social contract (there are a lot of shared seats) and if society breaks down, we wouldn’t care about that. Plus on the heavier days, you could just lie somewhere with your legs up, or whatever is comfortable because we probably wouldn’t still have a 40 hour workweek. My…

I still want a do over so that we get a final with Birth Control in it. Best apolocalypse preparation I can think of. Given this choice, I voted Indoor Plumbing so that I can hoard alcohol, and drink in the bath until my time comes.

Jim Cooke is about to create the most 2018 artwork possible: our champion, the toilet. 

I would just like to say something to the people who backed bees right up until the last round: you can all go sh*t in the ocean. Literally. An ocean that can’t support fish likely would also not host all the doodoo diseases. You voted for a planet that’s over 70% bathroom, and now you’re rejecting it. And really, it…

These teasers and trailers have me on the tiniest saddest loop where all I can do is ask WHERE IS FELIX?

LMAO what a mess. What a choice:Unlimited Time Off to satisfy the base level and maaayyyybe the second level of Maslow’s hierarchy/try not to remember the horrors that you’ve witnessed, or Sex that’s all the more Dramatic due to the lack of birth control. We could have had the silver lining of no debt/cool clothes but…

So 2 years ago, Ordering In won. Last year, it was Long Summer Vacations. This year, it could be Unlimited Time Off. We are not a high energy group.

I feel like Mississippi Goddamn would be a better drink name, and would still make the predominantly white patrons uncomfortable when they order it.

#NotMyConsensus

And you know that most of these bee voters, who’ve left a dead ocean and innumerable unwanted pregancies in their wake, will abandon the bees without a second thought now that they’re up against pets! Bees got over 1500 votes last round, and I doubt they’ll scrape 500 next time.

Pets may defeat bees on this bracket, but it’s just a matter of time before all the feral children seal the pets’ doom.

I voted Automatic Bill Pay in previous rounds because it’s convenient and that’s great at all. But for me, online shopping includes just looking. And when you do purchase something, you are sending yourself gifts. That’s way better than periodically having your money taken away!

This really makes such great use of H. Jon Bejamin’s talents. Even in gif form, I can hear the escalating panic and it slays me.

You know, I was furious when antidepressants lost to pets (I get it, y’all can’t vote against your own pets, but you voted for NO ONE to have antidepressants) and apoplectic when one of many pollinators was chosen over the entire marine ecosystem. Now I’m really watching you guys vote against birth control, and…

I need affidavits from all the Solitude voters stating that they always vote against both Pets and Dramatic Sex.

Is it solitude if you have pets though?

Oh my god, you’ve confirmed my worst fears that it has in fact already started.

If we still have an internet in nine years, this will be me regarding Baba Yaga. Hundreds of comments about her house (not look related), transportation (not look related), and what she does to men (not look related), precious little about how to make that into a personal aesthetic.

Body-related. Same with immortal tech billionaires.