I voted Automatic Bill Pay in previous rounds because it’s convenient and that’s great at all. But for me, online shopping includes just looking. And when you do purchase something, you are sending yourself gifts. That’s way better than periodically having your money taken away!

This really makes such great use of H. Jon Bejamin’s talents. Even in gif form, I can hear the escalating panic and it slays me.

You know, I was furious when antidepressants lost to pets (I get it, y’all can’t vote against your own pets, but you voted for NO ONE to have antidepressants) and apoplectic when one of many pollinators was chosen over the entire marine ecosystem. Now I’m really watching you guys vote against birth control, and…

I need affidavits from all the Solitude voters stating that they always vote against both Pets and Dramatic Sex.

Is it solitude if you have pets though?

Oh my god, you’ve confirmed my worst fears that it has in fact already started.

If we still have an internet in nine years, this will be me regarding Baba Yaga. Hundreds of comments about her house (not look related), transportation (not look related), and what she does to men (not look related), precious little about how to make that into a personal aesthetic.

Body-related. Same with immortal tech billionaires.

I can see why the Moonlight crew didn’t want to take the consolation prize of speaking about their victory a full year later, instead of in the first thrill of victory, like every other acceptance speech. I can see why Barry Jenkins would still want people to hear these words, and why Hannah would mention the…

Teensy point of order: Did he manage to kill any of the Dora? I thought that the one who died cut her own throat rather than being his shield.

I share your concern about still having to hear from this turd, especially given that mel gibson is even a little bit of a thing again these days. BUT I disagree that he should get to die on his pile of money. It should be donated to orgs that advocate for survivors, house women and children, fight human trafficking,…

Good, die mad about the gigantic “If” you posit despite an ironic lack of even a shred of evidence.

Thank you for saying this. Jesus, this comment section is crawling with rape apologists AT BEST.

Girls, BYE

This is a police problem, the Punisher fetish is just a symptom.

...How is the actions of a fictional character against fictional maybe-okay cops more worth commenting on than the reality that the people with guns and the legal authority to use them see themselves, and want to be seen, as someone who addresses wrongdoing with complete bloodbaths? Whether or not Frank Castle ever…

I don’t remember how these things coincided, but when my husband and I rewatched the Lost World, for some reason right at the climax (the boat with the T Rex approaching San Diego) we had it muted, and Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” was playing and it synced up beautifully. Really enhances the experience!

Yes, every Pixar release has a SHORT. 22 minutes of advertising for another Pixar title is some other mess altogether.

Just because it’s not easy doesn’t mean it’s not necessary. Jesus, the status quo never had better friends than the people in this comment section.

You did. And you will, as long as you continue to insist it’s too hard to stand up to sexual predators.