West Hollywood is cute though!

I have proof! Watch this ceremony to summon a demon named pizza:

Please don’t miss how pro-police Christine Byers always is in her coverage. She literally starts the article “Police trying to control Ferguson protests”....Anyone paying attention at the time could see, and this report confirms at length, that it was the police who were out of control.

I am genuinely glad that you had a positive working experience. Waiting tables tends to be a really really shitty job. I realize that we call waitstaff “servers”, but in general there is an expectation of some interaction, which does call for tact on the server’s part. The Post author makes it clear that he was asked…

You seem to have decided that “high end”=gold standard of etiquette. I feel like you’re ignoring the reality that the table setting/clearing routine in these places attempts to preserve the role of a servant at a dinner party, keeping them invisible except when absolutely needed. And whether or not it’s “what you do”,…

It can be “what you do” at high end restaurants and still be rude.

You realize that when you get to the table, a lot of the stuff is already there? But when you finish, the entire table must be cleared, including moving the condiments aside. Right?

So....how is expecting a server/busboy to collect every single thing off the table at the same time consistent with being “polite”? Should I also only get more water if everyone else is, time my drinking so that we all order a second drink at the same time etc etc? How far does this one table one pace logic go?…

Shut up. Really. Fucking shut up. Boys don’t need to be protected from girls’ clothes. They need to be protected from molesting relatives, teachers, and coaches. Funny enough, girls need that too. And no amount of long sleeves or full skirts has the actual power to do that. If a boy “can’t learn” in the presence of…

Nah man, they got more suits than Jacoby & Meyers.

I faved this bc now I want a Busta Rhymes/ Waka Flocka Flame collab and/or diss track.

The whole glorious thing is on Youtube, jsyk. I know bc when I haven’t heard “no life without wife” in too long I watch the entire movie again.

I won’t. While domestic/international are words that differentiate types of adoption, it is a weird way to refer to your own adoptive kids. Combined with the mother’s frankly bizarre statement around 6:08 that they have lots of African-American friends and that adopting these kids was “an extention of that”, it sounds…

SERIOUSLY. I just had to pause the video at 6:08 after the mother said that they’ve always had African-American friends and that “adopting the 4 children was an extension of that.” This family is a lot to parse.

Redacted, I may have misunderstood a thing.

If a vegan who does crossfit also uses a menstrual cup, it causes a spacetime singularity. #singularity

If she were really stupid—and I mean not graduating elementary school stupid—I could see your point.

I’m trying to think of a nice way to say this, but you seem to have some...weird ideas about intelligence. Lacking an elementary education doesn’t make a person “stupid”. There’s no magic number of novels a person can write to forever be exempt from having bad ideas/not picking up on jokes and hoaxes.

ONCE TA-NEHISI COATES TWEETED ME A QUESTION ABOUT 5TH EDITION D&D. IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Hi! Fuck you, and the 534 people who starred this :D