Quality rebuttal.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Posers... y’all talk the talk, but I will actually just squat in front of my friends and let loose. Après moi, le déluge, bitches.

one is responsible for monitoring and reducing the acidity in one’s own body

My urine is so clear it’s probably drinkable!

whose restaurant “specializes in alkaline-friendly fare thanks to its $4,000 alkaline water machine.”

The older boy is a red-head, too, which is why his burns were so much more severe than the younger boy’s. You didn’t include that the daycare workers were said to be teasing both boys because they were crying when their mother picked them up.

I am a very fair-skinned person who had a sunburn like this at 6. I was at a lake all day and the adults in charge failed to put any sunscreen on me. You can’t even imagine the pain. I blistered all over and then when those broke it was like alligator skin for weeks. These poor, poor boys. I’d be enraged over this.

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

All hail Aspartame!

Diet coke 4eva

Thank you! I don’t have it in me to have empathy for someone who likely had about nine months to figure out ANY alternative and just decided “nope, I’ll just murder this infant instead.”

I am a huge proponent of reproductive justice and agree that this type of thing is a systemic result of shaming women’s sexual choices HOWEVER when a girl does something like this the pro choice community has to be very clear in their response. We are already called baby murderers on the daily and just rushing to the…

As a very wise therapist once told me “It’s a problem for you. Make it problem for him.” As long as you keep doing it, he’s going to let you. Stop doing it. Give him fair warning that he needs to pack one kid’s suitcase while you do the other, then let everyone miss the plane when he blows you off. You have to remain…

I would literally flip my shit if ever confronted with someone like that. Because that’s what it is with the majority of people who think ketosis is dangerous; they’re conflating ketosis and ketoacidosis. And that’s fine, because the words sound very similar and there is a lot of misinformation out there, so I try to…

So actually, he may have lost 100 lbs without counting calories and with the addition of bulletproof coffee depending on what other dietary changes he made. If all he did was add bulletproof coffee it is almost certainly bullshit, but if he went low carb (or -gag- paleo) and he went into ketosis, it is a believable…

Calvin Floyd, a former talk show host in Columbus, Georgia told the newspaper that Houser appeared on his show, Rise and Shine, over a dozen times:

This is a perfect example of how society encourages this mindset! “Yeah, he’s an unstable woman hating bastard but he generates calls! Let’s have him on fourteen times! What? You say he just shot up a movie theater??? I am shocked and appalled! Who could have seen this coming?”

Yeaaaaaahhhh but women get rejected daily too, and we just tell ourselves we’re not good enough and move along. We don’t shoot a bunch of strangers.