Looks like Drow face to me.

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The point is not “I’m unqualified” but rather “I have an opinion but I also am prepared to defer to the judgment of people who have the first-person lived experience.”

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Feels so good.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

Dude, no. When I'm being a drunk idiot, I just talk way too loudly and drunk text my ex. When someone confronts me about being a drunk idiot, I scream "nuh uhhhh, YOU ARE!" and probably call them a meanie face before locking myself in the bathroom and singing Simon & Garfunkel songs until I stop crying. At no point in…

For everyone criticizing these women for being at the Holiday Inn bar for a bachelorette party, check yourselves. You don't know why they were there. Maybe some of the bridemaids had to travel in from out of town and they didn't want to spend more on cabs or a limo or something. Maybe they ended their night where…

I should also take this opportunity to say, to the assholes who are so fond of telling women, "We're not mind-readers! If you don't like something a guy is doing, it's up to you to tell him!": Dudes, if it's obvious to an entire group of blind-drunk women that a stranger is uncomfortable, then it should be obvious…

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

I don't hate cats, but I am definitely a dog person. I don't see myself getting a cat for my own enjoyment, but if I were living with someone who had (or really wanted) a cat I wouldn't object. That being said, here is my contribution to the cat/dog wars:

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I never said I didn't drink it because it was unsafe. My dog drinks room temp water all the time and I don't which is why I empty the bottle into her bowl. If all I have lying around is a half-empty bottle of hot water and I'm thirsty, I'll drink it. Chill out.

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This is not a clear-cut case, though. Oral contraceptives taken by humans are only a small part of where the estrogenic compounds that we’re dumping into our water comes from.

BUT OF COURSE THEY’D RATHER BLAME THE WIMMENZ.

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

Well, people are superficial, not just women. Online dating is worse for anyone who doesn't fit a very traditional sense of what is considered attractive, and that goes across all genders.

Some of your problems might be because you assume that women date so they can find someone to 'provide' for them.

I'm assuming you're writing this as a fat person, and so I just wanted to share my positive experiences in dating while fat - not to say that you're doing it wrong, just to say that there's hope out there! I rarely had a problem getting a date as a fat person in college, despite dressing in plus-sized clothes since…

I agree with the bedding thing as well. I have actually said to a guy "You are 27 years old, get a bed frame". To me, it's just a small sign of being grown up and put together. I do my best to make sure my apartment is together, and the person I'm seeing should do the same. To me, it's a sign of taking pride in your…