"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

"Do you want me to take out the trash?" is my biggest pet peeve. Oh no, please don't. I was saving that trash and really looking forward to taking it out myself.

"Paying attention to your own body's needs" doesn't mean anything. It's something science-averse people on pregnancy message boards say to justify never visiting the OB. How the hell is my body supposed to tell me, unmistakably and in real time, that I'm getting too much mercury or not enough omega-3?

The point of child support isn't just to support the child; it's to maintain the child at the level they were (socioeconomically) before the divorce.

If this is how you react to a polite response on the internet I imagine work with the public was not a great match for you.

I sincerely hope you're a troll. The story clearly stated that this restaurant chain had an allergy menu (so it shouldn't have been a problem), plus it WASN'T gluten that the kid was allergic to. The family was not rude or demanding from what the story said. The server and cook who came out and kept believing the kid…

>SIGH<

The Obama's had burgers and fries once so she can't encourage people to eat healthy foods? I'm pretty sure she's not trying to outlaw fries or oreos, just make sure that children grow up having junk food as a special, infrequent treat instead of a cornerstone of their diet.

I had that relationship with a used car once.

I hope this story is completely made up to get more show hits. I don't want to believe this is real. :(

It does take a special kind of psycho to hate humanity, yet devote 10+ years of education in order to minister to others at their most mucusy.

This sounds like my actual nightmare, and why I will live in cold, unfeeling, mind your own damn business New England forever

Hey, now, some of us just like Diet Coke.

I'm one of those "and a diet coke" people, but only because I hate the taste of regular coke. If I need the caffeine, I'm going to order a diet coke no matter what I'm eating. #notalldietcoke

You must be from part of the world where it hasn't been a frozen hellscape for approximately six years so far, because Irish Coffee is the best way for ANYONE to consume alcohol this time of year.

Thanks.. He was very proud of a custom matrix style leather coat that he wore (a lot, inside, with violet blue contacts) and used to drink quadruple vodkas with coke from a pint glass. I feel, in retrospect, that I maybe should have anticipated such fuckery.

yeah, I've had two experiences where guys I've known not much more than acquaintances have approached me making these overwrought professions of love for me and I'm just like, you don't know me at all, you are not in love with me. One I had gone to high school with, but he was in a class ahead of me and we never had a…

I don't know, I guess it depends on your definition of love. I have had this experience (and I KNOW many of my female friends have) where a man who a woman considers a friend, or even a man a woman considers a mere acquaintance, gets it in his mind that she is ideal for him and claims to be in love with her, despite…

Considering I've had a guy fucking following me on my commute home for the past week and a half (and has now shown up twice on my morning commute) I really, really hate this "evolutionary adaptation." Smiling at you once is not an invitation to stalk me, creeper.

You neglected to mention how much the cat cost.