Um, no, it's because these things actually happened. That's why we can't have nice things.

An unplanned teen pregnancy used to be a big reason people married. Not only is that no longer the case, but unplanned teen pregnancies are also on the decline.

You have an intriguing imagination.

Um, that was adorable. I really doubt anyone was coming here to say any of that. But, you might have some bitterness you should let go?

ya I think you're new here if that's what you think people will say.

It's an unfortunate thing in modern criminal cases. Historically speaking, it makes sense. For most of US history, indigent defendants didn't have the right to state-appointed counsel, so the right to defend oneself was crucial to allowing the poor to have some opportunity to argue against criminal charges. Now that…

Seriously? This is a story about a notorious stalker who was considered "harmless" by his superiors, yet you're most disturbed by the actions of Morrow (who's now a widower, btw)? Jesus, get a grip.

But men aren't emotional.

IT'S FIGGY PUDDING NOT "PIGGY" PUDDING?!?! Oh my god my entire life up to this point has been a lie.

NO! I quite like candy canes AND candy corn, but circus peanuts are satan's own packing material. They are rubbery orange wrongness.

I believe it was dried and sterilized. Still gross, but not a biohazard.

FEAR CLASP SELFIE STREAM! *death metal and pyro*

Best.

Royally fucking up.

Nope. Having sex with prostitutes also disqualifies you.

Not everyone can PAY 20 doctors in NYC for the same issue, it's super easy to SEE 20 doctors and get billed for it.

I wish people would stop being incredulous when other people do normal stuff after bearing witness to a traumatizing or horrific event — it doesn't mean they're uncaring or inhuman, it means that different people react in different ways and it's ENTIRELY possible that they're still processing (or are actively denying…

Perhaps your female teachers were simply less patient with how you tried to participate in discussions without doing the reading.

If men can't control their biology, then they're clearly not fit to serve in the military, let alone serve on submarines. It's a shame they're so irrational and incapable of controlling their emotions.

Hey now, Sharon and Helo made it just fine!!