It's a perfectly fair argument that anyone who isn't in Liberia, dying alone in agony from Ebola on a hospital's tile floor should shut the fuck up. It's a good thing to keep in the back of your mind to keep your life in perspective, and to perhaps spur you to improve the world so everyone has better choices.

I live close to there. There's a chance anonymous surfer also wants to remain anonymous because he called in "sick" to work that day. Big waves last week equalled lots of "sickness".

Not once have I ever meant, "ducking." Not. Once.

For many women, the loss of the birth they thought they would have is so very real and very painful - there's another commenter who showed up to describe how important the process itself was for her.

Sure: I love nature. But when nature wants you dead, fuck nature. Take medicine and science. Hell, if nature just wants you to be less comfortable than you'd like to be, fuck it. Take the epidural, and don't feel bad about it.

Look at the image she posted.

I'm a grad student and this crazy old man runs one of the labs in my department. He makes hot cocoa and puts the mug in the ultrasonic bath to stir it up so it doesn't settle. I have always thought that a hot plate with a magnetic stirrer would be absolutely PERFECT for hot chocolate.

A $1 pan scraper. I hate steel wool, and scrubbies don't always get into corners.

If you read an article about a woman being murdered for rejecting a man and you first reaction is "not all menz!!!", you are:

I really don't get it. he did it multiple times, but when I said "how about I buy a dildo and shove it up YOUR butt without lube or any warning whatsoever and see if you like it?" he said "but that would hurt.."

Ugh, the Silmarillion. Here's my plot summary (spoilers, obviously):

-Melkor is a dick.
-The gods kick his ass.
-Melkor falls and becomes Morgoth.
-Some douchey elves start a huge war to get their jewelry back.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-Morgoth wins.
-M…

Ugh. Typical classless movie fan. I'll bet he's never even read the appendices, let alone the Silmarillion...

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

My husband is an unapologetic yawn-interrupter. He sticks his finger in my mouth when I yawn at least a few times a week. He does it to the dogs, too. He also wonders why I tell him to get his hand off me every time he touches my thigh. It's because he has some kind of sick compulsion to squeeze right above my knee…

Or 4 tables each one taking an hour, I don't think many place have one table per server.

I used to watch this show religiously with my mom, too! I feel sick.

hey, she's alright. I mean, she at least acknowledges some of her crazy, and that she possibly shouldn't be saying it (but fuck it, they paid her). She's not nearly so bitchy as miss "women hate me because i'm beautiful, not because i'm kind of a wanker"

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

Some people turn vegan for ideological reasons and still miss the taste / texture of all the non-vegan food. Can you really blame them for that?