In a certain, creepy way.. yes. This doesn’t means that you can use them.

You monster.

Maybe with some CHA point...

Cocaine. The answer is cocaine.

Not if he calls you: No one ever.

Checkpoints in Super Mario Maker. I know, I’m shocked too.

Speaking about fake intros which never get the real deal...

You mean the part where every single person who worked (too much) and get payed (probably too little) lending its talent to complete the project is listed and to which we don’t give half a duck? Yeah, I mean, the credits should go BEFORE the game itself, instead of this.

I was about to write that so... here, take my star.

Hey, remember the nasty Jewish stereotype who owned 8-year-old Anakin Skywalker and his mother in The Phantom Menace?

Plot twist: Sakurai isn’t joking.

I know, but the main characters are all there!

Oh, do you mean that game that I PLAYED THE SH*T OUT OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS F*CKING MARVELOUS?

And still, after having taken in account everything you wrote, the art still looks awful. Matter of tastes, as almost everything.

Nailed it.

You. You won.

So, essentially, you worked for THQ? :D

Are you a wizard? I was about to write this EXACT thing.

The Op was good, this is obviously better.