I platonically love you for this.

It’s both a note of the status quo and a suggestion.

Why, why I can’t give you more than one star? WHY???

No, that’s correct.

It’s better this way, friend. Have my word.

The story kills me. I know, it is pretty stupid searching high narrative in a fighting game, but the tale we got till the fourth was quite epic. And then.. We have a boyband member as protagonist, an elegant (!) and plotting (!!!) Nightmare, a retired Sigh,sigh fried and his Twilight werewolf and the notion that the…

Soulcalibur V (which is an abomination, in my eyes) explains that a scholar must kill the former Yoshimitsu, to become the new one. Everything in a “Hey man, nothing personal. - Nah, cool bruh, I did the same to my master before, no problem at all.” mood.

And Soulcalibur, too!

The only word that came into my mind is: cringeworthy.

I know brother, I know.

Meh. I like a change in my comic once in a while but this “douchebag-young-gordon-turned-patlabor-batman” seems absolutely, utterly sh*t.

48: Excitebike Arena

Oh software houses, software houses, why do you always change what is working and script in stone what players dislike?

I think the idea is being over the top. It’s always been that way. Remember the Cage decapitation uppercut? No way it could work in real life. The amount of gore spilled is obviously exaggerated and many of the x-ray could kill you on istant, let alone the idea of continuing fights after that. It’s gross in a 70’s…

Oh, you.

Yup, that’s me.

Or simply, Toriyama decided that way. And I must say, I was pretty pissed when he came up with the “majestic” idea of Great Saiyaman, and then he became Mystic... maybe there’s still hope.

And suddendly, he begun to choose poorly his attire and hair?

Gohan, my poor, shiny, powerful Gohan... what they’ve done to you, my child?

So, still no variations for Toad, like Yoshy and Shy Guy?