Shhhhht. THEY are listening.

You need a life dawg. And no, I don't mean a 1-up.

No, I don't need it. Normally I transfer my contents on my phone by my own pure force of will. I thought I was the only one.

No. Nope. Never. Nein. Nisba. Jamais.

And now, for my next trick...

Fitting, as always.

WESKA?!?! Yes, that's my thought too.

I really, REALLY dig that Journey cosplay.

Aaaaand... natural 1.

The REAL Obama. (NSFW language)

But you watched da BEWB. So, it's not so bad. (Oh, with these sagacious puns I feel like I'm 14 again...)

Exactly.

If you noticed the wrong Vita holding first, then I have bad news for you son...

+1. I first and second and third that.

Respect for Fahey. Great respect.

http://www.toddlockwood.com/ Just in case you like this style.

And Todd Lockwood.

SACRILEGIUM!!!!

Yo dawg, we heard you need a patch to patch a patched game, so we'd like to put a new patch to patch the old patch...

Not bad, for a PS2 game.