I'm dumb - yeah, I'll admit it - and don't always get hidden meaning jokes. What did you mean by that? I wouldn't normally ask but because Barry Larkin's name is there, I had to ask.

Today's awkward moment is actually a step down for her compared to this one

OMG! OMG! Finally, the aliens! Look at the big fuzzy aliens running across the road! OMG!

Here's one scene they forgot to put in this film (or they may have as I haven't seen it yet and don't plan to):

Pretty surprising. We can send a man to the moon and spaceships to the outer reaches of the solar system, yet can't figure out that the female clitoris is nothing more than the male version of the penile mushroom?

Wow, and to think Julia Roberts played the plain Jane role in America's Sweethearts. You'd think she'd have learned a lesson to be nice to others. Guess some people just never learn.

Ugghh, what an asshat. Flowing hair. So full of himself.

Gotta give credit to the guy in red - a true believer.

Nice article.

Nice write-up. Well said, totally true about Babe Ruth, and the pictures really do say more than a thousand words. Thanks.

Well said. I used to read him but I kind of got tired of his shtick and moved on. I actually found this story late as it happened a month ago.

Wow, marvelous!

Thank goodness :-)

Are you from West Virginia? I don't think the Ohio River goes up that way, but you must be one of those "hillbilly" fans the story mentions.

Not much else to say here except this...

Here is my Corny Deadspin Commenter Pun That I Hope Gets Lots of Plus 1's.

These are funny and being deaf, it's cool to see someone trying to read lips and type up what they're saying. But always keep in mind - and you'll notice that [obscured] is used a lot for a reason - lip reading is a very difficult thing to do, even for deaf people.

I agree. The "losing its way" syndrome happened on both sides of the aisle. The car companies and the union, too.

They DO still do it, maybe just not springing the goon squad. Look how Walmart treats its employees (-). Then look at how Costco treats theirs (+).

You can be bat shit and nice...or bat shit and mean. His own son died from his wily and mean ways. He sent goons out to beat the shit out of his workers...and so on.