DeafandDumber
DeafandDumber
DeafandDumber

No harm. It is what it is and when people become more aware of all people's human conditions, then the mind starts opening up and it creates more tolerance.

I'm being cremated for $2,000 and it's in my will to not do anything fancy. Like any business that likes to play it up on people's emotions, the funeral will rip you off big-time.

Do me a favor. Find the thickest, most sound-proofing piece of cotton wadding. I mean so thick that no sound will leak into your head. Stick it in both of your ears. Then try to live your life. No cheating now. Live it - day in and day out.

Since I'm deaf, I'm allowed to say this, so we're both cripples.

I have enough residual hearing that with a hearing aid and loud speakers, I can mix audio.

I don't get it. I've been waiting to see new posts from this group of MAS's. Just wondering but do you guys sit around waiting for the latest post, then try to come up with the most ironic/snarky post, then have attaboys and back-slaps all around?

He's gay! He's gay! OMG bust out the news! First MLB gay guy! OMG!

You dumb fuck! Not Ringo! Paul!

Dog days.

Whew, why is this posted? WGAF!

I actually have 2 resumes - one for my SharePoint background and one for my multimedia background. Either way, I've received "call me ASAP" when recruiters receive either one.

Well said. This is just a little bit pie-in-the-sky for me. We also have tried to live within our means for years, but when you're laid off, it's a little more difficult.

What was on the TV screen during the making of this scene:

Addams Family Asian Style

"When I was naked you gave me your coat...
When I was homeless you opened your door!"

Don't tell me let me guess - ole Gally, NTID, or CSUN?

The remaining titles:

I love the Galaxy Note II. My wife has one now, too.

Because I like sports and watch ESPN and when the NBA highlights come on, I've seen enough of it through the years that it's turned me off. Go back and watch Magic and Bird, and even back to Cowens, then watch now. There's no comparison.

The funny thing is, if he hadn't grown 9 inches, we'd never heard of him. Just like the guy living in the corner apartment, perhaps a brilliant writer and musician, but for whatever reason, he never becomes the next John Lennon.