Lean Cuisine

I tried to be polite for awhile, but eventually I just went full out bitch—when she made rude comments about my food, I’d just start talking about how delicious it was and how I just didn’t understand how she could live on nothing but Lean Cuisine. Didn’t she get tired of eating absolutely nothing but godawful cheap,…

I’ve been a fan of hers for years and there’s always some douchebag leaving a negative comment on her photos. Hell, she even gets shit when she posts photos of herself working out with her personal trainer. She can’t win.

I wore a bikini for the first time in my life two years ago. I had never worn one, because of all of the shame I’d felt for having a yo-yo body (from average-to-fat and back again) all my life. Then I saw this rainbow bikini, and I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to wear it. And I decided that haters may hate, but in…

The hatred for fat and happy people on the internet is shocking in its vitriol. I’ve been following model Tess Holliday for awhile and I’ve been really exciting with how much press she’s been getting lately. However on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE I read people aren’t just mean, they’re angry. They’re angry that we can call a…

And I know I won’t be on my death bed wishing I had eaten fewer slices of pecan pie and stared at CNN with grinding teeth as I walked to nowhere at Ballys.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST GIVE US FALLOUT 4.

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

Star accepted a plea bargain, copping to aggravated kidnapping in exchange for a 20-year sentence. She is scheduled for release in 2022. (According to the Times, her ex-boyfriend was released on parole in 2013. Star became eligible for parole in 2012.)

Just for the record, Hugh Keays-Byrne wasn’t “in” the first Mad Max. He was the Goddamn Toecutter. As if I wasn’t excited enough already.

If there is not a huge coffee table book with pictures of all these amazing machines, I will be very disappointed.

I have tears of joy in my eyes from looking at these pictures.

This pleases Slaanesh.

I will never understand why people hate on other people's happiness. I guess that's why I'm not a troll.

I have such a boner for this movie. My wife has an even bigger one since she already bought tickets.

Just walk away...

I AM HUMUNGUS. GIVE ME YOUR OIL AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE.

The production designer always get the credit as a manager, but to me, the real heavy lifting in terms of concept was done by the artists at Weta, like Christian Pearce, who has been doing this style since before he was on the project. Perfect blend of dynamic proportions, humor, grit, and reference to the original…

Here’s hoping he names one of the cars Jalopnik. A brown, Volvo diesel, manual Miata wagon with the firepower of an A-10 Warthog and named the Jalopnik.

So basically every mechanically inclined car guy’s dream come true, drop anything you’re doing, “hell yes I’ll do this job” bolting cars together to look like you found whatever you could and used whatever tools were on hand, make them look fast, make them shoot fire, using unlimited studio-supplied parts and a…