24 and 21 is considered a concerning age gap to some people? Holy moly.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

We masturbate furiously?

I like looking at my friends’ vacation pictures just as much as I like posting mine. I think you have to be a very bitter, jealous person if it bothers you to see your friends having fun abroad. Same with relationship pics. Be happy for your friends!

There are states in which I would not was to be pregnant (such as Kansas) because I am afraid that the doctor would literally let me die on an operating table if something went wrong during childbirth if the only alternative was to remove the fetus. This proposed bill confirms my fear that some people would rather a…

I don’t know, half a mil on cookies sure doesn’t seem frivolous to me.

Where is their cost-benefit analysis? Why does NO ONE have any economics 101 training on staffs that support laws like this? Or any other STUPID MONEY WASTED in government like Baltimore PD or Chicago PD paying victims? Instead of just changing to the cheaper option (AND MUCH MORE HUMANE OPTIONS) first??

Who the *fuck* heats tuna salad, I didn’t know anyone even did that, oh gosh

I digest things by burning them, but that’s cause I’m a dragon.

I have so many memories from college of the fire alarm going off in my dorm because people put in the popcorn for too long. It states the time right there on the bag! No ambiguity! Thanks for making me stand out in the cold and drizzle at midnight, fucking assholes.

Still annoyed after all these years.

Burnt popcorn is the microwave burn that ruins everything though. Like the smell... scourge of my dorm back in high school. you could smell it before you even went in like, “some motherfucking idiot pressed that lying two faced popcorn button and went off to their room...”

I worked for a huge chemical company that banned microwave popcorn because too many people couldn't keep from burning it in the microwave :/

Exactly how long would someone have to microwave something to get it to look like that?!

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

I won’t lie: I cheat with a trainer in single player. But the moment I decide to go online, the trainer gets closed and I play legit. Cheating on your own doesn’t hurt anyone, but cheating online ruins the experiences of everyone else. It’s nice to know there’s people out there who can deal with these assholes.

Won’t lie, I was grinning the whole time.

Thank you for whatever that is.