Even aside from an increased risk of rape, it just floors me that anyone would think it would be a good idea to house 16-year-olds - almost all of whom will be reintegrating into society at some point - with much older people who may have far more extensive criminal histories.

Try the veal. It's delicious.

Walter Bishop? should be right up there beside my second favorite Rick.

That is true, and I'm one of those people who don't like onions. We all have things we don't like. But that's different than saying "I only like peas. Peas are the only vegetable I can eat." Which is what you're saying about chicken. And it sounds like you don't even like chicken that much...since either every chicken…

I'm totally in the "leggings are not pants" camp.

For someone with her foot still firmly planted in her mouth, this article seems a little self-righteous. I commend this brazen attempt by an author who not too long ago made a much more egregious error in reporting. Yes, how on earth could one make a mistake when posting pictures on a blog or even when regurgitating…

Have you tried just growing up?

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.

Hearing that beast wasn't enough for you? Tsk tsk.

salted caramel ice cream

I'm sponsored by Ford, and therefore I drive whatever car they would like me to drive in it.

Hundred miles an hour. Gymkhana 1.

It's such a pressing question. '65 Mustang... or Miata.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Are you trying to tell me that there is professionally produced internet content that's only there for marketing purposes?! I've been so blind!

Not to put too fine a point on it, it IS a highly targeting marketing move. So much so, that they make fun of it in the names and production. 4 was called "The Megemercial" and the product placement in them is all so obvious to be humorous.

3.) Paris

This is the obvious next step in the progression, to me: Gym 8 HOON THE MOON

Sup dawg. I heard you like drifting, so we put your car on a boat so you can drift while you drift.

I want a donut switch too.