I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

The word “jort” is a blight upon humanity.

She usually calls it a blended mocha.

That’s not so bad for her, since she knows what they want. What really roasts her beans are the people who order an “iced mocha” but really want a mocha frap.

My wife hates the grande size crap. She owns a non-Starbucks coffee shop, and people order grande things all the time. She has to ask if they mean medium like they think they’re inside a Starbucks, or a large because that’s what grande means! And she can’t just guess because she’s inevitably wrong. And don’t get her…

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Wow! You guys look great!

Do you have a link to more pics of your Dorian cosplay? It’s pretty impressive!

Lakes are well known for attacking unsuspecting people, who are just driving around, minding their own business. You don’t have that kind of problem with ponds or rivers so much, but, damn, those lakes’ll get ya.

I also like Tito’s Tennessee whiskey.

I’d rather eat balut than cauliflower, easily.

My wife has PCOS, and we tried a low carb diet a couple years ago. I’m pretty sure that after about a month, she would have lit me on fire for a bowl of pasta.

Man, people being nice to each other sucks. Can’t even snark or anything about all this. I guess I’ll do something else then. Like, work. Which is terrible on a Monday. So thanks a lot, Pinkham! Making me do my job...

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

I like oyster crackers better, they don’t have that fishy taste that lobster crackers have.

I was very excited for it, right up until they removed single player.

OW! Boob kick.

My wife and I still quote from the series!

Vodka "martinis" are pure bullshit.

And more than once! That's a talented cook.