Ah, but a 25 lb dachshund will take on an angry mother bear (and scare her off) to defend you.

True, I don't know why it took me so long to eat it.

I suppose that is true. Quite a few people have heard of Cincinnati chili, but if yo someone lives outside of 275, they probably haven't heard of it.

Hah! Fair enough.

Tim, if you were really hip, you'd have made fun of goetta.

I know, I hate astronauts too.

Ground beef, cinnamon, cloves, garlic, cayenne, allspice. Nothing scary.

Some Greek brothers modified a Mediterranean stew in the '20s and put it over noodles. So, that's why it has such "odd" spices in it like cinnamon (which are common in the Mediterranean). It's also not very chunky like other chili.

Enjoy!

It's basically a Mediterranean meat sauce. The Greeks who came up with it called it chili, because it's familiar to Americans.

False.

Gold Star is better.

Dorothy Lane Market in Springboro makes a pretty good version. I don't know if you'd call it high-end, but they use quality ingredients. They do add beans to it, but that just makes it easier to make 5 ways.

My wife and I met on a website about Satanism. Naturally, when we mention we met online, we don't specify the website!

Thanks, having an erection at work is awkward.

More like wiener truth time!

We took some friends to the Short North shop. It was like: "Oh, we dunno it seems kinda expensive and we're just not HOLY GOD THIS IS HEAVEN IN A BOWL! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"

She has a spicy coconut that is pretty delicious. They make a Thai sundae with it.

The Brown Butter Almond Brittle is what I assume making out with god must taste like. Get it if you can!

Graeters is good ice cream. Jeni's is awesome ice cream.