The things that I’ve done in my life have come nowhere close to being as reckless and stupid as these guys were in two minutes. At no point in my life have I done something that has endangered others or myself to this degree. As a person, I’m boring as fuck, I don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t do drugs. I follow the…

U R the heaviest 911

Well nothing was confirmed. The official launch was after this post, and they still really didn’t talk about specs there. Calm. Drink some tea. It’s a fucking prius

Yea, that too - if their plane doesn’t catch on fire

once there was an ugly prius. it was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

dude that’s a sweet ass turbo. i might get a tattoo of it

1. No flying space-cars

Well, it wouldn’t be my first 911, so I think maybe they should care a tiny bit. Also, eat a dick.

Fact 1: 911 Turbos don’t sound good.

NOPE NO CANT HEAR YOU SORRY BYE THIS ISNT TRUE BYE

Well I didn’t say it has the Tahoe powertrain, now did I? :)

In Canada, we have a 15 year rule. Soon we’ll be able to import cars from 2001.

Like this Bathurst R.

Want.

Hell yes to the Renault.

I find it a little funny that Gawker rags on Uber for being a terrible company, while at the same time pimping every gimmick car (Deadmau5, Mad Max, this, etc...) promotion they do.

What cool GM stuff?

I know one thing. If Chrysler merges with GM, you can kiss all the "cool" stuff goodbye.

Just do it, Ford!

We don’t need a fucking picture.

I don’t care that the engine is Renault and will break. I don’t care the gearbox will break. I don’t care that the wiring will self immolate. I don’t care there are no cupholders. I don’t care that parts are as rare as hen’s teeth. I don’t care that pretty much everything about this car means I shouldn’t buy it.