3 facts I constantly forget:

<—- Me whenever old people talk lovingly about their spouses, whether alive or dead. Gad I just can't handle it.

Seriously! Drake had levels and levels to his diss tracks.

Get back to me when your 16 year old child tells you they’re dating someone who’s older than 18. I don’t care what the age of consent is. An adult should not be dating a high school student, period. A high school student should be worrying about their grades, getting their learners permit, and what they’re going to…

I see that Khloe still understands the difference between a homeless young WoC stripping at 15 to support her family and a rich white teenager whose family doesn’t give a fuck if she is being exploited by grown ass men. Ah, yes. Self-awareness is not a trait this family has, so who’s really shocked?

In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.

Yes Kendra, we know all about Hank because you sold your marriage crisis for two tv shows. Nobody really cares. You put it out there and it’s obvious you don’t even like each other at this point. You’re together for tv.

Meanwhile, on Fox News, “How dare Obama spend time with his children when America is burning! Next up: the problem of black absentee fathers...”

Kylie knew exactly what she was doing. I’m not going to get too deep into it as I don’t like to do that on white websites, but all those Kardashian/Jenner girls know what they’re doing.

She’s basically saying that white women are celebrated for doing things that black women do. Black women twerking? Disgusting and ghetto. White women twerking? Cute and fun. Black women wearing cornrows? Ghetto. White women wearing cornrows? Chic.

FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

More like... Stop remaking movies that don’t need remade...

In my opinion, we need another Beaches like we need Go Set a Watchman. Which is to say that we don’t need at all.

Also, fuck it, I’ll go there. She’s so despicable that I’ll go there. Have you ever seen a more punchable blind mole rat ass kind of face? Restrain me wise Emma.

To ask for donations to help cover it from anyone other than your family and to do so publicly is horrid. Also, those vendors are likely to cut you a deal given the circumstances so I don’t even know why this is necessary. Lastly, even if you lost out on ‘your day,’ any decent person would quietly reschedule at a…

Nina Simone represents everything I love and respect about an artist. She's intrinsic to my life and its enjoyment. She's a debt I can't repay.

Considering the basis for the show’s original story line this is ironic and kinda funny...

I had cause recently to change my voter affiliation to Republican (I’m most decidedly NOT a Republican, but the reasons were good, I promise). When I mentioned it to my parents over dinner while visiting them, my dad silently stood up, took my plate of food off the table, and fed it to their dog.

Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant.