And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

It’s something one would think they’d have called out in weigh-ins then, not just before the match starts. I wrestled in PA (not sure how it works in NJ, of course, but I’d assume it’s similar), but refs gave quick checks of our torsos for rashes, checked fingernails for length, etc. I’m surprised it wasn’t called out…

No that is not true (and I suspect you know it).

Imagine watching a teenager forced to cut his hair or essentially cost his team/friends any chance at a win and thinking, “What a team player” and not, “Holy shit, that ref is a real piece of shit.” The fact that they didn’t make him buzz it or even get all of the dreads (but just a hatch job trim) basically…

That fucking “Epitome of a team player” tweet is nearly as rage-inducing as the video. Fuck that guy.

Maloney told the Courier-Post he does not remember using the word at all, let alone directing it at Hamilton, but believes the accounts of witnesses who told him he said the word.

Air the whole clip, at least. He continued, “That’s why I’m proud of huffing paint thinner and things of that nature, because it’s only a habit, not an addiction.”

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin…

Always nice to be lectured by dudes who literally don’t know what a “fact” is.

me too

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

The real star of the story is this Oklahomie droppin’ the devastating “too slow” on the ejected Lopez.

+1 Herr Jordan

Please. That's not angry. When Jordan gets angry it's not his face you see, it's Oakley's.

oh what a meme day

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