One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

“I am not going to turn a blind eye to what took place to the best of my understanding, which has been ongoing for a number of years, and which has been repeatedly referred to the United States attorney and the district attorneys to clean up.”

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

“an entertaining strain of semi-bad that you can really get behind”

Seems unfair to list him as questionable, too, imo.

I salute your service, General Kelly. Don’t give up!

I think we need to take the moral high ground on an issue like this and ask ourselves, how can we leverage this effectively so that Ernie Grunfeld gets fucking fired?

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Fultz is probably the first person to go to the doctor and actually get excited when they find out they’re getting a shot.

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

“I know Warriors basketball is 5, 6, 7 passes in a possession, but we’re not going to get that at this point. We throw it five or six times and it’s going to end up in a guy’s hands who is trying to give it back to somebody else.”

a crummy commercial.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

At least he’s amongst other things that suck.

LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.

It’s a Roe-challenge bill. With five staunchly conservative Justices on the Supreme Court, they’re now going to start passing bills to see if they can get Roe flipped, or at least weakened to the point that states could ban abortion within their boundaries.

lol yes the answer is “buy CDs”