Probably neon. And lasers.

can we gif Columbo in his icee'd out 'Xplorer swaggin' onto the scene?

Been waiting for that bitch to come around for weeks

Thanks bro

I would say that this will now drive me insane as well, but I live in Tampa Bay so the odds of me seeing anyone in a Tiguan actually use a turn signal aren't that high.

I own one exactly like the one in the picture, 1.9 ttid, manual wagon :-) in the vector edition and I absolutly love it

Less $100 trash cans, more $20 5qt synthetic oil deals.

I was thinking the same, my LM327 was $9 with free shipping from china. thats a deal!

1 .Torque and a $15 bluetooth LM327 , saved $65

The Crossfire really is the Poor Man's Mercedes. Yeah it looks like crap (dat ass!), and the interior is.. well.. having driven one lets say it feels like a cross between a shooting brake and a clown shoe. And if you put a decent tune in it, press on the gas and it shoots off...

Just one person so far that I'm aware of. Apparently they made a website for the project.

You said "fuck the 1%" because a construction site exists and you surmised that the construction firm has a CEO who presumably makes some amount of money. Do you generally just walk down the street every day pointing at buildings, cars, and all manner of products/firms/products going "HOLY SHIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING…

If you abhore them as you say, perhaps you shouldn't bother watching them? Plenty of people like them despite the toilet humor.

I would but #idontdohashtags

Sorry. All of us at Jalopnik wear skinny jeans and we have to get that snug fit just right.

What tax place has a dude in a toga in front of it? I know the dancing statue of liberty, but what's the name of this gladatorial tax preparation service? Render Unto Caesar?

speaking of cheerleaders. This.

or a wall...or a tree...or a pole...or a large animal...

15 GoPros will affect your stability like that.

Tell me again how Boeing, one of the highest profit making industries in the world should be asking for 'donations' to restore this aircraft?