Why are people so angry about the Renegade?

Shhhh. Don't tell Chevy. It buffed right out.

"parked at a secure parking lot at the Westin Hotel in Long Beach, California."

Given the audience for NICECAR, first, they won't have a clue about digital currency. Second, they will say to themselves, "Why is Dodge advertising on a Ford?"

probably because by the time the guys finishes revving his ferrari - its burnt to the ground already..

WHY DO YOU KEEP ON IGNORING FORMULA D MICHAEL.

So, my retirement will only cost $4,500!

Miata motor is eh. That thing is asking for an SR20DET!

Do you really think they are putting 450,000 miles per rig per year? Really?

April Fools was yesterday...

I like this one better...

I'm Chevy guy and I don't have that much hate in my heart for the Panther platform. Show me on the doll where the Crown Vic Touched you.

I think that's the one I would have to go with, you know, if I was choosing one for my parking lot.

And....you missed the entire point.

"Advanced overseas manufacturing with midwest roots"... Yah! Go America!

Hey Texas, how's it like being Mexican?

Yes, but please think of those poor factory workers who had to remain sober at work for 3 straight days!

That last one, "Last week she gave me an egg and asked me to scramble it," totally happened to me when I worked at Sonic in high school.

Correct, and you get either a "Shocker", or "Hellaflush", or "Slow As F&CK" sticker at no additional charge!

"biggest loads"