If you're the type of dude who pays women lots of money to beat you up, this is the car for you.

Should've ridden in reverse the second half

I'm sorry but after the new format this site sucks badly. I barely even come here now. The format is terrible on mobile and navigating the comments section is absolutely frustrating. Who ever designed this and thought it was a great idea to implement it needs to be fired. I hope none of the other Gawker sites are…

The nearly daily hate this ad gets from the Jalopnik staff is turning me off to this site. I, and many others, loved the ad, and the staff looks pretty ridiculous when it's constantly trying to convince us of how terrible it allegedly is.

There's NOTHING wrong with the ad! Jeez, it's like one of you decided you hated it more than anything else in the world and now you feel compelled to bash it at every turn. It's an ad, if you don't like it relax, it's another ad in the grand scheme of ads.

I'm getting this vibe off the car for some reason.

She may actually be a professional....if you get my meaning.

A bit too Buick in the rear, no?

The Last of Us

That license plate lottery system is interesting. If there was a system in which only 0.8% of Chinese drivers could register their car here in the U.S. the roads would be safer for everyone.

can I get one that smooths out the load on the universe when the vtec kicks in?

Sounds about the right response.

The cragars may have to stay on this year since I sold all my other wheels. They make it look downright angry, which I enjoy, but the previous 275 R comps are much more fun. The handling limits with them on were pretty much the nut behind the steering wheel.

Why were they using the rubber mallet to attempt to break the glass? Was the steel hammer they used to crush the spark plug ceramic off limits to prove a point?

I am führerious! I do Nazi how people find these jokes finny. It's getting really reichdiculous, Anne Frankly it needs to stop.

The media may goebbel up this kind of news, but it is out of mein kampfort zone. We Jalops all need to concentrate and propose some kind of final solution to reduce his madness.

I can't wait until this stupid Doge meme goes away. And then I can't wait until it is revived briefly a few years from now and then dies completely.

go away.

dude, sarcasm. just a joke about automatics, which a lot of people found funny.