I don't think that's what he was saying. He definitely said suck it though.

The ghetto. No need to be an ass about it.

I can understand the basketball in the backyard, but why force mom and dad to park the nice cars outside in the elements when the beater won't mind?

And you don't care that your nextdoor neighbor has a basketball net in the driveway, that's my kind of neighborhood!

They don't like the look of them evidently.

His parents should have been aware and told him about the stupid rule before he bought the truck.

If more HOAs were run by people like you, I'm sure there wouldn't be as many people complaining about them.

Probably because in this stupid new Kinja, it would get lost way the fuck down where no one dares to scroll.

But what you are doing is preventing a well behaved and responsible teenager from shooting a few hoops with his dad before dinner. You are also preventing that same kid from purchasing his first beater with money saved from a part time job because his parents didn't spoil him with a brand new car.

I'm with you, I can't stand the cookie-cutter developments where everyone has the same house and drives the same cars! Arrgghh!! It actually depresses me.

I'm sure they could have found something a little more interesting and not as played-the-fuck-out.

He probably installed the tilt because he wasn't into manual labor.

I think Malta would have been a smarter choice.

I'd do a 914.

Jalopnik has taken the bait and Audi's marketing department is loving every minute of it.

I always run into trouble in these damn things because of my MD20-20 breath mints.

Fucktard.com is for sale too, obviously that domain name is priceless...

Watch it now!

No such thing.