14th all time in OPS, right behind Dimaggio and Stan the Man.
Back to Back MVP's
521 HR

No-brainer for the first ballot.

I love Frank Thomas will all of my heart and soul.

Yeah, it's literally unbelievable.

Here's a great Baseball Reference list of HOF candidates, sorted by a simple yet effective metric: a number averaging total career WAR (rewarding longevity) with top-7-season WAR (rewarding dominance).

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

STEP 3: KNOW YOUR QUEUES

I just have one question and one concern.

intents & purposes...wouldn't post if this wasn't a grammar story to begin with

Everyone is getting baited into this. Subtle genius is the best genius...+1

Your post is great. The fact that some people didn't get it and are correcting you is even grater

+1, giggling like a madman.

So much anger, they will be fine, it's not like the Red Sox are cheap steaks.

You win this whole fucking post. I love the people who can follow a one level troll, but can't understand that someone could be trolling the troll.

I could care less about this whole ordeal

I'm not sure which is better. Your comment or the people taking the bait.

It's "all in tents and porpoises," right?

It's free REIN. You are not as bad as the TRADERS since you just missed by one letter and it's actually a colloquial mistake, but still.

Emmitt Smith nods in proverbial.

You glorious bastard you.