I'll just leave this here.

In Soviet Russia, babies sphere you!

So. Much. This.

As opposed to those that get turned on by them?

You should watch.

The I Just Crapped My Pants doll agrees.

Sneaky...

I do believe, in that scene, that he Shat himself.

My personal favorite conversation starter.

I'll just leave these here.

From this artist's rendition, they seem pretty happy to me.

Seriously?

I'll just leave this here (start at 0:40).

I think I'll wait until the product manager reaches puberty.

Correct.

Sorry, I could *not* pass up the chance for this one... :)

I hear you, and most of the rest of my life is lived online. However, once I got both my debit card information and SSN stolen, I swore off any unnecessary payment-based (or PII-based) sites. I will not go back. (And I'm in Information Security for a living...go figure.)

Agreed.

I never blindly give out references unless/until they're specifically requested; even then, I'll let the references know what I'm up to.

Don't let Mayor Bloomberg hear about this...[idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com]