We also lived in caves, hunted mammoths with spears and died before age 30... but since quality of life improves every generation, we don’t have to do that anymore...

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

Unlike Pete Rose, Brady’s actions actually have something to do with playing the game.

Fuckin watermelons comin

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

I call dibs on Europa!

It wasn’t that long ago that most media reports on the EmDrive (the few that existed) started with the assumption that Roger Sawyer was a kook. The quotes from experts almost always automatically dismissed his invention because it would be “impossible”.

Agreed. If someone comes out and says “we’ve got a warp drive” I am in no way responsible for my actions to follow.

“Yesh.”

Someone who would describe wine as “empyreumatic, grilled, spicy, smoky, and leathery” is someone I never ever want to drink wine with.

Suit yourself. I’d take a robot over an amateur and/or inexperienced human being any day of the week.

Im 27, just got out of a 7 year relationship and got my first solo apartment.

You forgot the "REMEMBER EVERY DAY THAT IT'S FUCKING AWESOME" in massive letters at the top.

As an only child, I love living alone. Its cohabitation that's hard for me. I'm totes gonna get divorced like 4 times in my life.

I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.

Regarding sweeping, I cannot emphasize how much a Roomba will improve your quality of life if you live in a small-ish space and have no carpets. Seriously. It'll be the best $300 you ever spend. They also serve as one of those things you can talk to, and cats love them. (Get rid of your cat and get a Roomba instead to…

That Hillards one tho...

Looks like a 12 year old using Microsoft paint created it.