I drive the “poor man’s” Porsche-a 981 Cayman GTS.

It’s a twist. This is the new Supra. That’s why the badge is taped over

I don’t understand.
You seem bitter that you actually like the Porsche 911?

I’m sorry but among various car groups, the 911 crowd are always welcoming, intelligent and interesting.

They aren’t the ostentatious Ferrari crowd with their gold Rolexes and upturned collars, nor are they the GT-R type fucktards with their…

I may only have visitation rights for one weekend each month, but I’m still the cool dad.

Sorry, your application has been denied.

I remember my first time on the internet.

*whoosh*

transparent cash-grab

Grampa: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King. You’d park yourself right there and watch for hours on end.

I’m mad at the idiots buying them off Ebay.

Go easy on him or they’ll swear off motorcycle content forever... haha

You just needed more zen, obviously.

You’re calling desmo valves “50's technology” but consider valve springs to be modern? You compare two things, but assume that only one of them has made any advancement in the last 60+ years?

For the record, adjusting valves on Desmo bikes nearly drove me to join a monastery and forswear motorcycle technology forever.

Or

So it’s a random encounter chart for DMs that can’t improvise or build a campaign of their own. Got it.

oh wow you’re right, i would never have figured out the concept of a hunter of monsters if you hadn’t compared it to le witcherino tres, thanks for that

So... a standard then?

He is referring to the riding position; standard/naked bikes do not require an aggressive rider triangle, the three points where a rider touches the bike (feet/pegs, hands/handlebars and butt/seat); they allow for a neutral, upright position. 

“Admittedly, in the grand scheme of things, only Grantland was truly something amazing, but still.”