When Interview first came out, I agreed with the general consensus that Cruise was a poor casting choice. However, 20 years on (!), I’ve actually come around to his portrayal: Lestat as a whiny, melodramatic, fussy little man actually works pretty well. You lose some of the dark sexuality and mystique of the original…

SPOILER: Turns out there was no “rage virus” and it was just Twitter.

Somehow I think the guy who’s second in the NL in homers is gonna keep hitting them

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

WHY U GUYS ALWAYS COVERING STOOLIES? CUZ U JEALOUSSSSSSSS.

Papa John’s has evicted Papa John.

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

Is it “after the ball lands, period, even if it’s a 500 foot moon shot homer” or “after the ball lands in the field of play OR after a homer finally gets out of the park”?  Because I saw a lot of pitchers starting to throw after homers that hadn’t landed, but after it was out.

Change the pronouns, and this whole write-up reads like a Sasha Grey career retrospective. 

Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Never apologize for accuracy.

Good point. Another “tell” is that the author didn’t mention that this is called a pinnacle landing, which would have been a great opportunity to link to some sweet pinnacle landing videos.

I think it’s safe to say when an article/post refers to a Chinook as a “big ol’ two-blade helicopter” the only ‘fact’ you can trust from the author is that maybe an aircraft was involved, everything else is a crapshoot.

He knows that a towel is about the most massively useful thing any interstellar bounty hunter can carry.

Like, I’m sorry to be such a sourpuss, but this is some new hat Malibu Stacy stuff right here. I don’t know if draping Fett in leftover fabric from their Obi-Wan figure is really compelling world-building.

It doesn’t take the “flames reaching your underwear” to create a problem.

Oh, the dealer wanted to sell the M3, just not to anyone with brains, or good financial sense, or any clue about how not to get ripped off. 

Of course it happened because of speed. That’s Newton’s First Law.

Why?  So you can hit the tree backwards?