No one but midgets and children with surgically-removed IT bands will voluntarily put mids on a bike under 30 inches in height.  It’s a joke option, like a musical horn, or a rhinestone get-back-whip.

No one is reading this series. They keep trying to make fetch happen.

I am sooo over Sarah Paulson.

FortNine’s Ryan makes the absolute best motorcycle videos on the internet. He’s smart, funny, engaging, and I learn something new most every video. Plus the production quality and writing is better than sites that surely have ten times the budget.

I’m in the opposite boat: yesterday, I just sold my 2016 base Porsche Cayman for the exact price to the dime that I paid for it CPO 3 1/2 years ago (thank you, CarMax!).

Just watched it. That is truly an awful way to go, no good options other than perhaps running immediately off the track.

Yup, it’s like a ten year old video game cutscene.  Ummm... yay?

Missed one:

Adblocking software.

Hmmm.

I just can’t imagine mids being comfortable on a bike so low to the ground. Hello, torn IT bands.

My worst car failure is the one that feeds another unwanted Jalopnik slideshow, so I’ll keep it to myself. 

Ahhh, the driveways you can get away with in a state where it doesn’t rain.  Looks sharp!

But at 31 hp, it’ll be cheap to insure!

Ding-ding: without the Salton Sea, we might never have had Trevor.

Chinese shareholders.

“Jalopnik has no way to either confirm or deny the veracity of the rumors.”

As much as I want to criticize, even if the story is… *inspired* by existing properties, at least it’s not a sequel!

The late model V8 was one of the most fun beach cars I ever drove.  It didn’t matter what it looked like from the driver seat rolling down PCH and bombing through Malibu Canyon. 

Yeah this is a really odd post.