The answer is always George Carlin: randomly placed land mines!

It’s all fun and games sending a squid into space, but be wary of how they return to Earth...

My holy grail is more advanced than that— I actually want all the modern tech, thank you— but I really don’t need a full-size second seat and four doors at the expense of cargo space. If I wanted a SUV/CUV, that’s what I’d get— what I want is a pickup small enough to live with in a city, yet large enough to do what I…

Don’t you mean run afowl?

Yup. Scam-a-lamma-scamma-ding-dong!

Every professional review is glowing, and the rider forums are filled with happy new owners. As a first-year model it’s guaranteed to have it’s technical quirks and growing pains, but absent some hidden grenade waiting to go off, H-D just discovered the fastest way to sell to new customers is to *make* them.

My intuition is that the global chip shortage will correct itself long before the U.S. government actually makes a difference, though I would be happy to be wrong.

The land where Jalopnik never subjects its loyal readership to another unwanted slideshow.

This.

It’s too ugly a word— too close to “choad”— to be one I care to include in my regular vocabulary, but it’s certainly very much of a thing. A thing as ugly as the word itself.

The Nation piece won the IRE medal for investigative magazine reporting in 2001, a great honor, but the story about the multi-billion dollar sham foisted upon the world – in a realm that touches the life of every person on the planet, because the world is, thanks to a small group of well-known businessmen, covered…

I’m on record as saying that range anxiety is largely stupid

EVERYTHING can become a slideshow in GMG paradise.

We would also accept Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. 

Clearly,’it can’t be THAT profitable, or else it wouldn’t be sold, no?

True fact: there were tons of people screaming the same thing during World War II, as well.  Decades of “Greatest Generation” mythologizing has obscured just how unpopular the “Good War” was.   Rationing was grudgingly accepted at best, and seriously unpopular at worst.

Sinking to meet… (checks notes) FORTY-NINE STATES.

While people under 21 can get their CDL in 49 states, they can’t cross state lines under federal law until they are 21.

There is no gas shortage. There is only panic.

If that bill spent most of its money to fix bridges and roads like this? Sure.