Strong 2020 energy.

For those Jalops who don’t follow MotoGP, the best way to convey what Rossi means to the sport is by highlighting the passion of his loyal fan base. A few years back in Austin for the race, walking with my brother I came on the perfect analogy: Rossi’s fans are like Pittsburgh Steeler fans— they travel EVERYWHERE,…

For once, Koons’ advertising was correct— their price, indeed, wows me.

I don’t want a Golf GTI.

The fact is, Cosby isn’t Dr. Huxtable and he shouldn’t be placed on a pedestal because he portrayed a beloved fictional character.

The name was “delirium furiosum.”

The hyperbole is appreciated in the spirit (ahem) in which it is delivered, but let’s not completely dismiss this with snark, either.

I actually like wood on a motorcycle, but it has to be executed EXCEPTIONALLY well for it to work. Like, try this wooden Vespa instead:

Damn you, TLJ, you’re *still* ruining Star Wars!

Counterpoint: ALL people are jerks, not everyone gets caught being a jerk.

“Unfortunately not” = no, we deliberately *choose* not to because Herb.

If we lost Torch and Tracy we riot.

There’s also a Jedi temple visited in the Alphabet Squadron series.

Show me a private company that can tax me, imprison me, or kill me all at the point of a gun, and I’ll vilify them faster than you can reply. 

I’ve never had a bike with any kind of cruise control beyond a thumb lock, but I would kill for BSM on a bike.

Jezebel used to be a place to get an interesting view on timely topics and news.

Finally, the only thing that I find more disgusting than Taco Bell: the dank smell of weed.

I would not call this a silver lining, but I’m impressed that Covid is doing the work that regulators could not, as the Agence France-Press reports:

The big question that remains is if the American government will ever subsidize not driving with the same vigor that it subsidizes driving itself, from roadwork to low gas taxes and on.

Wait, people can apologize for morally reprehensible behavior?