The biggest issue is that in an emergency there is zero chance of the occupant escaping the rig without being severely injured or killed by the rotors. (yea, it’s hard to time the falling between giant spinning blades juuuuuuust right)

In defense of the moderns, cars are inordinately more complex (forget about electronics), and frequently designed to make owner maintenance and repairs with simple tools as difficult as possible.

Hey now, let’s not get crazy: Kinja never actually worked.

You picked the wrong season to get into MotoGP, alas... stupid COVID.

Wait.

The USSF launched an AEHF satellite in March as its first launch, the X-37 in May, and a GPS satellite in June. That’s close to 75,000 miles per hour faster than a racecar driver, by my math.

Let’s be fair: everybody hates GM.

No one asked for it, but now you all must suffer.

Seriously, VW ran for like a decade with the absolute best music choices. I think I ended up buying like five albums solely because of music in VW commercials.

It looks the business, but it’s a design exercise.

That... that sound.

Because the overlords actively insult their readers.

What’s amazing is that such a turn would lead to protests today, but looking back, you wouldn’t want anyone else for such a (non-halal) ham turn.

Yeah, I don’t know what Andrew’s smoking, the rear quarter is literally the most iconic part of the 944.  Without it, the Porsche just becomes a Dodge Daytona.

Grand Theft Auto players who needed another generic SUV to carjack.

He’s an amazing rider. His saves are extraordinary.

As incredible a magician as Marquez is, like all right-thinking racing fans, I desperately want someone to knock Marquez off his throne, cheering him to victory is like cheering the house in Vegas, it’s just not any fun.

Can we just stop for a moment and reflect on what a tremendous loss it was for us all to lose the perfection that was the International Harvester symbol?  THE LETTERS MADE A TRACTOR.

Everywhere. Everywhere they had a reputation for being unreliable pieces of crap with expensive parts.

But then you’d never be able to read any of the Gawker sites ever again...